WTF is Dripping Down Christina Aguilera's Leg?

Okay - so we all know that Xtina is a hot damn mess who is all about getting her drink on (allegedly) and wearing ill fitting leggings but what we didn't know was what the fuck was dripping down her leg a couple of days ago at Etta James (RIP - so sorry to drag you into this) funeral service.

Well, finally we have answers!  Meaningless, unimportant ANSWERS!!!

This is what her mouth piece said, "[Singing there] was her proudest moment.  The sweat caused her spray tan to streak."


Why wasn't it "streaking" anywhere else then?  Is her vagina particularly sweaty?  Am I actually writing this shit in a blog post?

Whatevs.  Spray tan streaks or not, I think we can all agree by this point that Christina is a yucky, yucky girl now.


#TeamBritney ;)

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  1. Yeah sure, and Britney shaved her head and was way worse a few years ago. And she can't even sing like Christina,like, be respectful. You don't have to like her, or listen to her, just don't say things like that over her by internet. What are you trying to prove anyway? She won't read this. not in you're wildest dreams baby;)

    1. LMAO - I don't think he thinks that Christna Aguilera reads his blog lol. Why would he want her 2?

  2. Hahaha! That's hilarious! She is starting to remind me of Lindsy! Dirty.

  3. That made me laugh - just followed you on twitter. Love your blog keep it up.