Duh - everyone wants to smell like bacon! And those who don't are assholes! Yeah, I said it...ass to the holes!
Well, it's our lucky day baconlovers! I have just read that Fargginay has come out with what they believe is "scent by the gods": a cologne that smells like bacon. See now a bacon God is a God I can totally get down with!
The creators of Bacōn (which is pronounced bay-cone - how effin' pretentious is that?) say they were inspired by a French butcher who "discovered the ability to dramatically elevate his customers' mood with a secret recipe blending 11 popular pure essential oils with the essence of…bacon".
Yes! God yes! I like the sounds of this...a lot! Bacon or Bay-Cone for everyone you crazy french fucks! Loves it!
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