The Hottest Chicks This Year - According to Maxim's Hot 100

A Bungled and the Botched break down. 

Let's see...we have Winnie Cooper riding high sans Wonder Years at #80 but damn, looks like she was just inched out by JWoww's breasts at #78.

Miley Bird comes in at #64 but was sadly beaten by Vagina Vanessa Hudgens (whose vagina is all over the internet) at #54 (vagina!).  Our favorite jailbird Lindsay landed in her orange jumpsuit at #38 which was just bested by Canadian cutie Avril Lavigne (who better get the hell away from my Brody or I'll cut her!) who came in at #34.

Britney (probably because she's not bald anymore) is at the cusp of the top quarter at #25 followed by Mega Fox, who is down to #17 from #5!  Shouldn't have messed with Michael Bay, man!  NO ONE messes with Michael Bay.

The Black Swans, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis, came in at #8 and #5 respectively.  Which brings us to the top spots - exciting stuff!  Pfft.

#4 goes to my lesbian crush Cameron Diaz
#3 is last year's #1 Katy Perry (gross - but I'm not a dude, so whatevs)
#2 was nabbed by Olivia Munn - shout out to the half Asians!  Whoot!
And #1 is the new Megan Fox (2.0 shit!) Rosie Huntington Whiteley who famously took over for the vapid brunette after she "left" the latest Transformers Movie

There you go horny dudes - the link is here for pics (y'know *whispers* for spank bank purposes.)  

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