Well, I'm certainly sure he will sleep better knowing that! Pffft - yeah on his piles of money, Goddess porn stars and Crackhead Charlie sex dolls...Gimme a break!
For anyone who reads TMZ, you've prob seen this doucher who is an "actual, practicing warlock from 'Salem's Coven of the Raven Moon' in Salem, Mass." Whatevs - I just lump him in with those LARPer crapbags and I suggest you do the same.
Well, at first this Christian Day dude (the warlock) was all hatin' on Charlie because he was "fuming" over his Warlock statement ("Vatican assassin warlock" for those who have forgotten) because he thinks it is a "blatant offense against our ways." He even threatened to retaliate using magic (lol) on Chuckie! Trix are for kids, idiot.
And the Warlock ways? WTF are those? I typed 'er into my good, old know-it-all buddy Wikipedia's search box but it returned bupkis...well, aside from some random Sims 2 tips which would've came in handy if it were two thousand and goddamn four...but I digress.
Christian then went on the news (not the real news mind you - Fox news) and performed a "Magical Intervention." How stupid is that? As a matter of fact stop reading now and watch the video below before you go on. This guy gets a bunch of other LARPers and has a damn sceance-looking-thing complete with a bunch of chachkis he got from upstairs at his mom's house (see that's assuming he lives in her basement which I think we can all assume he does).
Well now, TMZ is reporting that he has forgiven Charlie! Glory be!
Says the dark one, "I appreciated that he said in Chicago ... and Boston, that he is not a warlock and looks at it as a fun thing. I would still prefer he didn't use the word, but at least he's getting the hint that maybe he's being a twit. All in all, I think my experience with Mr. Sheen is done. He may still be using the word warlock, but at least he's being clear that he's really not one." Yeah okay...too many jokes...can't process...And scene! Jazz hands!
Video Via MyFox Boston
Image Via www.kfat929.com
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