On the Celebrity Apprentice, Meat Loaf got his Chris Brown on and verbally spanked (more like sodomized) poor, crazy Gary Busey over...wait for it...art supplies!
What the fuck is that about? Art supplies?!? Is this Kindrgarten? Where am I?
Poor Gary was just trying to get his paint on and draw some real purdy buffaloes...yeesh!
Methinks something else was brewing in Bitchtit's head getting him all worked up because I could see him stewing in his own juices from the beginning of the episode - sure, Gary's annoying and he spells out words with other words way too much for a person who isn't insane but come on - it's Gary! He's all brain-damaged and shit - give him a break!
After freaking the Hell out about Gary stealing his finger paint or whatever the fuck, in the boardroom Bitchtits did say that he found his supplies and Gary didn't do it. What a jerk! If that wasn't enough for poor Gary's monkey heart though, all the guys on his team ended up throwing him under the short bus! Gnarly!
SPOILER ALERT:
Marlee Matlin - who I looove - stuck up for Gary via that crybaby translator and he was spared the deadly evil firing pointer finger of Trump and his hair. Phew!
It was that smarmy but brilliant jerk Richard Hatch that went home to await his next jail term...crazy show.
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