4.04.2011

Wanna Buy the Queen's Old, Dirty Panties?


Hell no!  It's not even like they're nice, pretty Princess Di-ish panties either - they're bigass, stained granny panties!  Yuck!

But apparently, some sickies may want to so to the auction block they go!

The estate of the late "Baron" Joseph de Bicske Dobronyi  (who got the panties after the Queen left them on a plane in 1968) is negotiating a deal with Hansons Auctioneers and Valuers who want to buy the used gitches and auction them off.  Lol - why the Hell did she leave her panties on a plane???  Is the Queen a card-carrying member of the Mile High Club or what?

Anyways, the dude in charge of brokering the deal for Hansons, a Mr. Hanson himself, is saying that "Out of respect and courtesy for a person of such dignity and rank," he doesn't want the deal to go down until after the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton.  He's already waited about a year so why not wait until the after the wedding so he can fetch more for the royal rompers? 

Maybe out of "respect and courtesy" you shouldn't be selling the old, dirty, disgusting panties in the first place so some British asshole can get his rocks off sniffin' em!  God, people are so sick! 

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1 comment:

  1. The question is - how do we know they're hers? Little crotch-flake DNA testing?

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