4.27.2011

Gloria Allred Versus Major League Baseball


Oh Gloria!  You're such an asshole a good lawyer!

Taking a break from representing porn stars and mistresses, Gloria Allred is now taking on Major League Baseball.

In one of her trademark press conferences, Allred took on an MLB coach for making "vulgar sexual gestures" and using "shocking gay slurs" towards three men whom he thought were homosexual at a game.  She is representing a man who was there with his little girls but says there are many witnesses who saw and heard everything.

During the press conference the man gave a sad little story about how he and his Doublemint Twin looking girls (complete with pigtails and matching pink sweaters, natch) were shocked and appalled by the whole thing and how the coach basically ruined their lives by interrupting their ball game with his ignorance!

Allred and the dude even recreated what the coach did by using a baseball bat to do the old in and out motion in their hands to simulate gay sex...I watched it - it was gnarly...and it was in front of the Doublemint Twins!

Rachel Uchitel's lawyer even said that the coach was talked to but (even though she didn't know what he was talked to about) gay slurs are NEVER okay and that she would continue on with her quest to help the guy and his twins bring MLB to it's knees! 

See that!  And my boyfriend thinks I know nothing about sports - pfft!

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