Last month, we reported the story that Joey Potter was super PO'd at Star Magazine for running "Katie Holmes DRUG SHOCKER" on their cover with an accompanying article that she was an L. Ron Hubbard zombie. Well, after suing the jerkoffs for $50 million smackers so that Suri can buy some new pink Louboutins, they have apologized to the Kennedy's Star.
Says Star, "In a recent issue of Star, we published headlines about Katie Holmes that could be read to suggest that she was addicted to drugs. Star did not intend to suggest that Ms. Holmes was a drug addict or was undergoing treatment for a drug addiction. Star apologizes to Ms. Holmes for any misperception and will be making a substantial donation to charity on Ms. Holmes' behalf for any harm that we may have caused."
What a bunch of assholes! They "did not intend to suggest that Ms. Holmes was a drug addict"? Well, WTF did they think people were going to conclude from the headline? That she was taking too many damn Tylenols??? Gimme a break.
They are going to donate "a substantial amount of money to a charity on Ms. Holmes behalf" to shut her up and beat down the bad press like an MTV Teen Mom beats down her baby daddy! Good luck with all that - America loves Joey Potter!
And what's with calling her Ms. Holmes? Bitch married Tom Cruise, man! That's MRS Katie Holmes to you! Recognize!
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