So, the White House has released the much debated long form of President Barack Obama's birth certificate to shut up the Republican assholes who were "unsure" about whether he was really born in the U.S. Obama said that the debate was becoming "bad for the country".
Donald Trump had recently jumped on the idiot bandwagon and was shooting his mouth off to anyone who would listen about how he didn't believe that the Prez was born in the U.S. It had been the Trumpster's main point in his quest for
SIDEBAR: In a moment of Captain Insano rambling Trump had even said that if Obama released the long form BC he would release his tax returns. Booyah! Your move asshole!
Anyways, now the infamous businessman/sideshow is relishing in the faux fact that he, and he alone, basically made shit happen. Well, la-di-da! Trump for President! Not! (Are we still saying Not! or is that like, totally over?)
The hair-challenged one said, "Today, I am very proud of myself because I have accomplished something that nobody else has been able to accomplish. I was just informed...that our president has finally released a birth certificate. …He should have done it a long time ago…when the Clintons asked for it.” He's also found a new point of ridiculousness to debate about saying that Obama "was a "terrible student" who shouldn't have gotten into Columbia University or Harvard Law School. How does a bad student go to Columbia and then to Harvard?" He wants Obama's school records released ASAP! You hear that mofos! Release that shit or he will keep talking smack like a little girl who lost her dolly!
Seriously?
Is Trump bored? Is Melania too busy decorating their solid gold apartment to pay any attention to him? Seriously, this guy's like a tantrum-throwing baby! Somebody give him something to do, man! Then maybe he'll STFU about this nonsense and go back to making fun of how fat Rosie O'Donnell is or something.
You're fired, dude! Oh wait, you were never hired! Phew!
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