3.28.2011

Charlie Sheen's Pug Dies of Malnourishment - Denise Steps In


Here's the deal, King of the Warlocks Charlie Sheen had custody of a few pugs he bought with Denise Richards for their kids and everything was just going great until a while ago when Denise started getting calls saying that the pugs were malnourished and neglected.  She went to get the dogs and Charlie handed them over.

Well, one of the poor, little guys ended up dying of malnutrition.  Frowny face!  Thankfully the other one is okay.

So I don't know what really happened here but Charlie apparently had a change of heart and wanted the pug back (sources say he needs the dog to be a mascot on his tour of death or tour of torpedoes up his ass or whatever that tour is he's doing).

Charlie even put down his glass of Tigerblood and tweeted "We must bombard with Warlock Napalm, that traitor and loser whore #DUH -neese POOR-ARD. A VILE KIDNAPPER AND NOW DOG THIEF.  HATE."

Bombard with Warlock Napalm???  Who the Hell even knows what that means?  Man, I used to love me some Charlie Sheen but he's turning out to be a real money-hungry asshole!  FEED YOUR DOGS!  Or at least effin' hire someone to!  WTF do the Goddesses do all day?  Fuck dude, get them to feed the damn dogs, they don't seem all that busy. 

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