11.30.2011

Twilight Fans Are Faking Engagements to Try on Bella's Dress


Christ!  I think common sense stepped outta here 'bout five minutes ago...

Twilight fans (the ones who haven't had seizures from watching it probably) are coming out in droves to try Bella's stupid wedding dress replica on at stores...only problem is, they're lying little liars who are lying to the stores to try it on!

Nefarious bitches!

TMZ reports, "...lady Twihards are invading bridal boutiques, secretly lying about being engaged ... so they can try on a replica of Bella's wedding dress from the new flick.

The $799 replica is being sold in Alfred Angelo bridal boutiques everywhere -- and people who work at the chain tell [TMZ] the scheming fans are driving them crazy, making it extremely difficult to conduct business."

Jeez!  It's hard enough running a biz these days!

Knock it off Twitards (patent pending on that brilliant word)!  You WILL NEVER BE BELLA SWAN!!!  Bella Swan is NOT real, there is no Edward and if you see a werewolf you should run like hell! 

Image Via www.bridalguide.com

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