Man Found a 2 Metre PYTHON in his Corn Flakes Box

Ew, ew, EWWWWW!

Last Tuesday, Jarred Smith (pictured above with a kickass moustache) got the shock of his life when he innocently went to get his breakfast on only to see something "strange and scaly" sticking out of his cereal box.

Moustachio told The Daily Mail >

"I thought mum [dude's Aussie] had bought some strange door stopper at first [the hell?] but then I saw the tail end of what looked like a snake and thought 'no way its a snake'...Then I peeked in the top of the cereal box and its head popped out."

FUCK THAT!

Jarred understandably got his panties in a bunch and called the NSW Wildlife Information, Rescue and Education Service (WIRES) and told them about his DISGUSTING cereal sitch.

A snake handler came quickly and saved Jarred and his moustache from the 2 metre diamond python, ripping the box to get it out.  He told Jarred that the species is harmless unless provoked.

Ugh.  That's a crappy tip - Like I would know what's provocation to a snake... 

"Although Jarred has never seen a snake before - let alone up so close and personal - he was impressed with how attractive the reptile was," says The Daily Fail Mail.  "He's a good looking snake so if he comes back it's fine - I just didn't expect to find it in my cereal."

Australians are boss bitches - Place is a fucking death trap!  

The snake was put outside in the garden.  Check out Jarred's video Here.  

Ick!

Images Via www.thedailymail.co.uk (Co Jarred Smith)