Family Buries "Dead" Pet Cat - Cat Comes Back Alive 5 Days Later


So down in sunny Florida there lives this BAD mammajamma cat named Bart. Poor Bart was struck by a car earlier this month and buried by his owners near the Tampa street where he was hit. 

Poor kitty...

But THEN 'bout 5 days later some serious Walking Dead shit happened!

Bart woke up, dug his cat ass out of his premature grave WITH a broken jaw, cracked palette and facial injuries from that damn car that hit him and went home!

It's a Festivus Miracle!

A neighbor said she found the 1-1/2-year-old cat "dirty and dehydrated, wandering in [her] yard and meowing. At first it blew [her] away, all [she] knew was this cat was dead and 'Pet Cemetery' is real."

Whoa, whoa, whoa...I don't know about all THAT shit.

The owner thinks his idiot cat was "touched by God" but methinks that is a big old crock of horseshit.  I think some cats are just super thug and have nine lives.

Oh, and check this out > the neighbor's cat died the same day with similar injuries (she's pretty sure her cat got hit by the same jerk driver that MURDERED poor Bart) and her kids think their cat is going to come back from the dead now too lol.  

So to the driver who callously drove over two cats in one day and took off, Bart has just given you the middle finger you filthy cat killer.

Eyes on the road, people!

Image Via www.nbcnews.com

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