Happy Halloween!
Here's a few of the celebrity costumes that hit the town last weekend while I was at a party, not dressed up and pouring a drink in my lap (freakin' Vodka! Sorry Julie!)
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Former Real Housewife of New York Alex McCord with Simon VanKempen dressed as monsters with "chums" Johan and Francois.
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Beverly Hills Housewife and Frasier-hater Camille Grammer dressed as a pirate and spent the night with her kids Mason and Jude.
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Coco (T?) dressed as a...whore? Skank? I have no idea what this is but her ass is HUGE!
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Gwen Stefani took a break from being super fucking awesome and urban to dip her toe in the Disney pond and went as a princess.
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Heidi Klum went all out as usual! She was at her own party dressed as a body (complete with intricate vein-work.) It's always nice to see a hot chick NOT dressed up as a complete slore for Halloween. Take note ladies - Halloween is supposed to be scary...And sexy nurses and half-nekkid kittens are NOT scary!
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Oh snap! Check out Arnold Jr. here! Granted he's not a celeb, but Arnold's love-child with grandma Mildred Baena there sure is looking like the celeb who fathered him. Barbarianism must run in the family...
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JWoww and Roger looked pretty dope as gangstas at a weekend party, but judging by the people in the background, EVERYONE went as gangstas! Cool points 10 Originality Points 0.
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Ahhh! Kim K! I could rip on this vapid porn-tape star for days! I love to make fun of Kim! She went as Poison Ivy (not the horny Drew Barrymore character but the one from Batman.) I just want to throw this out there - Dear Kim, if you can name ONE other character from the Batman comics (not in one of the movies) I will never make fun of you again. Oh and PS - way to have a wedding and a
divorce in less than three months, dumbass. Really shows people you believe in the sanctity of marriage.
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Kim Zolciak of Atlanta Housewives is looking good after poppin' out that kid, yo! I'm not too sure what this costume is but I see the Svedka logo and vodka is my fave so 10 out of 10! Everybody DRINK!
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Another Bev Hills Housewife stepped out in costume this weekend - Kyle Richards Umansky and Mauricio Umansky hit the town as a pair of sexy cops. I'm sorry Kyle but Mauricio is mah boo! Call me you sexy studmuffin you! I'm on twitter!
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Whoopsy! How did this get in here? This is pretty scary shit but it isn't Halloween for Linds. Nope, just a Tuesday or something - lookin' a hot mess, waving her dirty hand around... WASH YOUR HANDS, LINDSAY!
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Nicole Richie posted this pic to her twitter (which is actually fairly funny and entertaining). Old school J. Lo complete with annoyingly matched Juicy track suit.
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Paris Hilton went out as She-Ra (who was the SHIT when I was a kid.) She looked good but is still a has-been asshole.
Snooki! RAWR! Little meatball mofo! Once I asked my man why guys want to bang sexy kitties so much? He said, "They don't. Chicks are stupid." LOL - WORD!
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