Bride Sews Baby onto Wedding Gown Train...Internet Goes Apeshit

You wanna know what you call 5000 bridezillas at the bottom of the ocean???

A good start!


So let's just be real...in general, brides can be pretty fucking crazy.  I watch that Bridezillas nonesense.  It's no joke!

These chicks want what they want when they want it and everyone else can go screw themselves - in this particular case, this bride wanted her newborn baby sewn onto the train of her wedding dress.

So romantic...

Essentially, Shona Carter-Brooks from Tennessee attached her one-month-old daughter, Aubrey, to the train of her wedding dress and dragged her cute little baby ass down the aisle and as expected, online criticism ensued...

The lovely bride posted this on facebook in response to the "haters" >

"We do what we want when we want long as Jesus on our side everything worked out fine and gone continue to be fine...Our 1 month old was awake and well secured on my train. Most important while yall got ya feelings in us we had our hearts in Christ which covers all!!"

Lol Hmmmm.  Interesting response...a little ghetto but that's all right no judgement...Go Jesus!

When it comes down to it it is up to the mother to do whatever the hell she thinks is right with her baby but generally it's prob best to not put a baby on the floor in any circumstance...

What if someone steps on your kids head, man?  Or kicks them in their wittle face???  Who knows what could happen at a wedding?  Open bars...slutty bridesmaids...fucking antipasto!   It's a toxic mix and anything can happen to a floor baby!

But hey, you do you, boo.  I'm no mother...I have cats.

(I do know enough not to drag my fucking cats around on the goddamn floor though...dumbass.) 

Just sayin'. 

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