God damn! Can't anyone find true loooove anymoooore?!?!?!
Ain't love grand? So...effing...beautiful...
Jailbait McLiptwitch married Doug's pervy ass when she was just 16 and he was too fucking old to be marrying a 16 year old. Though the split hasn't been publicly announced supposedly he has already moved out of their Hollywood home.
So sad when stupidly impossible relationships don't work out...For realz, I haven't felt this bad about a relationship since Kris Humphries was kicked to the curb when he wouldn't
So tonight, we drink to Doug! But stay away from my niece you pervy bitch!
And yes, I know this song doesn't apply to the post but the name's the same and Mr. Chow is my jam so just enjoy the shits and giggles and don't worry your pretty lil' heads about content and continuity. I ain't no Babawawa.
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