E News is Reporting Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner are Separated

Ooooh, if they get divorced she is SO gonna change her name back to Kardashian...

E News (are they allowed to call this shit news?) is reporting that super fertile couple Kris and Bruce Jenner are separated after approx. 8000 soul sucking business deals and 22 years of marriage.

They put out this generic ass press statement >

"We are living separately and we are much happier this way.  But we will always have much love and respect for each other. Even though we are separated, we will always remain best friends and, as always, our family will remain our number one priority."

I don't totally buy this because the fam does dumb crap like this to get press but with two teen kids I'm pretty sure they wouldn't do that.  Pretty sure...

Anywho, between the two plastic surgery fanatics they have 10 kids and a whoooole lotta money from suckers who buy shit like towels with their kids faces on it and lame ass socks.  A divorce would prob get ugly, they say family is number one but let's be real...  

The Kardashians are ALL about the Benjamins.

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