Paperboy gets Headbutted by a Goat named Voldemort in Utah

Freakin' goats!

Some poor kid was over in Utah delivering papers like a good little boy when some serious shit went down! Some serious goat headbutting shit!

The goat, since identified as Voldemort (lol so dumb), ran up to the kid and knocked him off his bike.

"Then it made a weird noise, kind of like a grunting noise," he said..."It just freaked me out when it stood up on its hind legs and just wrapped its front legs around me and pulled me off."

Then the motherfucker headbutted him! Goat headbutt! Boom!  That'll mess him up psychologically pretty good!

Where you at, Dr. Dreeeeeew???

The stupid goat chased him up a tree where he was stuck for over an hour while Voldemort sat at the bottom, and it was only when the violent bastard goat finally chased after two girls, that the boy was able to jump down and run away.

The boy was gone so long that police went looking for him...the goat and the boy are both okay but now the kid is taking shit in school for it lol.

"Everybody, they're all, 'Hey, goat boy!' I'm like, 'Hey, guys.'"

..."People are just like, 'Why are you scared of goats? I'm like that was a freaky goat. I think it's like possessed or something."

Aw!  Bad enough he took a goat headbutt, man!  No need to berate the poor kid about it!

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