Lindsay Lohan Got Arrested Again...

Man!  Lindsay is just SUPER ARREST-ABLE isn't she???  She spends more time in court than I spend at my stupid job!  And how fucking creepy as heeeell is it that girlfriend ALWAYS gets arrested when she's blond???  That's messed up!  Rock the firecrotch, Linds!  It's luckier AND funnier!

Random Warning > I feel like if you even look at that mugshot picture for longer than 30 seconds she steals your soul...before running over a couple of orphans with her Beamer while trying to get away...

Crazy bitch.

Anywho, here's what shook down this morning with the Patron Saint of Hot Messes >>>

Lindsay was out getting her club on in NYC at 4 am this morning (still night to her) after attending a Justin Bieber concert lol when she was cold buuuusted for punching some non-famous chick in the mug!


Apparently, she got her ass in a knot when people wouldn't leave her alone - y'all know how busy nightclubs ARE a bitch to find peace and quiet in! - she was supposedly heard saying "Give me my space" before smacking a ho down...


She was taken into custody (again) and went to the police station (again) and was booked (again).  Linds was charged with 3rd degree misdemeanor assault which wouldn't be so bad (hey, at least it's not another felony) if it weren't for the fact that she's already in the midst of battling 3 earlier charges where she lied to the popo about one of her infamous car crashes while filming that really shitty movie, Liz and Dick (don't watch that!)

Ay dios mio!  Someone gave her the damn keys to the kingdom and she just chucked 'em into her toilet, snorted a bunch of lines then took a dump on them!  What some people wouldn't give to have been in Mean Girls!  Show some respect!

She's due in court today for her last coupla crimes and has an appearance ticket to go back for the scrap this morning...

I am soooo watching this court shit if TMZ streams it, yo!  Should be waaay better than that damn Liz and Dick flick!  Seriously...can't get those two hours back, man!

I could've been watching the Hotlanta Housewives dammit!  Plonk!

Story Developing...

Update:  Boom!  Motivation given!  Now TMZ is reporting that the fight was over a dude from the boy band The Wanted named Max.  Word on the net is that Linds wants to bang him so that's why she was at the Justin Bieber concert last night before clubbin' - they were the opening act.  Thank god she didn't fuck Justin!  Phew!  Stay outta Canada, bitch!

Image Via www.eonline.com


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