Jessica Simpson's Ginormous Baby Bump is No More!

New celeb baby in the hooowse, yo!

Jessica Simpson, former singer/current titleholder for largest baby bump EVER, has gone and had her little girl!  Maxwell Drew Johnson is here!!!

She was born at 9 lbs 13 oz. and will heretoforth be known on mah blog as Maxi Pad Simpson...

The former Dick LeGay released the following statement:

"Eric and I are elated to to announce the birth of our baby girl Maxwell Drew Johnson.  We are so grateful for all of the love, support and prayers we have received.  This has been the greatest experience of our lives."

I should hope it was fan-freakin'-tastic!  Prob blew out your girly bits for the next three years, woman!

Vaginas aside though - congrats to Jessica!  (And the dude, yadda, yadda, but I've never even heard him speak so I'm not so invested in him...Non-Newlywed husband motherfucker...pfft.)

Oh and I feel a little obliged to say congrats to the kid here - yo' momma's a billionaire whose got gnarly milk bags for ya the size of which make even your grandpa take notice!  (Editor's note to Maxi Pad:  Grandpa's a little out there - avoid him.)

FEAST kid!  You got 'er made already and your not even home at your mansion yet!

UPDATE:  Here's some pics of the boss suite she had at the hospital via TMZ > LINK

Image Via www.hilaryshepherd.com

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