This Guy Will Pay You $10/Hr to Dangle Bacon in Front of Him While He Jogs

This has got to be a joke -  

This is an ad that was posted to psychopath central Craigslist the other day for a Bacon Dangler.

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Must be able to fend off wild dogs and rodents?  Seriously?  And why do they need to be able to dodge stray bullets?

Who's shooting at this bacon-loving motherfucker?  PETA?

Bottom line, stay the hell off of Craigslist - it's full of perverts and crazies...

Fact.

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Post Image (AD) Via www.atlanta.craigslist.org