I try not to get into these buttmunches and their BS anymore because of their general buttmunchedness but there is a whooole lot of alleged discord in the House of Kartrashian these days...a lot more than usual.
First up, Khloe and Lamar is no more - Not the couple, the show. After embarrassing himself for the last couple of damn years (which is sad cuz I dig Lamar) he has chosen to stop shooting their hit spin off show on E. Lamar wants to focus on his basketball career again.
So who cares, right? There's 80 more Kardashian shows on TV to numb our brains with...
I'll tell ya who cares...PIMPMOMMA KRIS JENNER CARES!
And she could kill him with a flick of a Cross pen...she scares me...
Kris Jenner is Lamar's manager. Yes, Lamar traded in his dignity for a piece of Khloe's ass and signed on her mother as his representation when they got married. She just lost 10% of a pretty big piece of action...
Pimpmomma was able to convince him to continue to appear on the original poopfest Keeping Up with the Kardashians so
Supposedly Khloe, Lamar and Kris are still fighting over it, but Khloe put her big foot down and chose Lamar over her mother. It's weird because she raised them all to do anything BUT that.
Next up we have Kimye...a couple so steeped in PR that THEY probably don't even know that it's a publicity stunt!
Though Kim keeps trying to distract us from her divorce by casting Kanye as her new beau (his name even fits the damn K scheme - ugh) we remember the grossness of it all pretty well. Oh and you know who ese does? So does Kris Humphries - who is currently suing Kim for divorce on charges of fraud...
Now that Kanye has been cast on Keeping Up with the Kardashians the Hump wants to know details about pre-show discussions that were had between ALL parties and producers. The main defense in Hump's divorce case is that she conned him into marrying her so that their show would get higher ratings.
If there was some shady shit going on between E and the first family of famewhores where it appears that men are cast on the show rather than genuine love interests, the Hump's will use it in his case.
Wowsa! Keep up with that shit!
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