Wanna Buy Some Dirty Ass Swimming Pool Water Tom Cruise Swam In?

People are so stupid.

Case in point, check out this mouth breather trying to sell some skank ass swimming pool water that was supposedly from a pool that Tom Cruise swam in with Princess Xenu aka Suri.

The EBay ad says, "For sale is a 4oz. glass bottle containing water taken from a pool in Miami Beach, Florida in which Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes swam in with daughter Suri on July 16, 2011. There is a very limited supply of this special water. The winning bidder will receive a 5x7 print of Tom swimming in the pool with Katie Holmes by his side as a certificate of authenticity. The bottle is hand painted and shows a cross to mimic the effect of a bottle of Holy Water. But this cross also bears four gold rays coming from behind, which can also be considered the symbol of Scientology.  Tom Cruise water can be used in rituals, potions (Editor's note: potions?  Who the fuck makes potions?), or perfumes. It can be dabbed behind the ears or on the wrists for good luck. You can place some of it around the hearth of your  home or baptize your baby with it. The possibilities are endless. Happy bidding!"

HAHAHAHAHA!  The possibilities are endless?  What an asshole!  And why would you use it to baptize your baby???  The fuck is that?  It's SWIMMING POOL WATER, dumbass!  Drawing a cross on the bottle doesn't exactly cut it in the thatmakesitholywater department...read a book, dude.  And what's with the 5x7 pic being a certificate of authenticity?  That's not a certificate of authenticity...This guy is all sorts of confused.  May be time to step away from the computer, man...

The starting bid the idiot wants is $100 US and surprise, surprise...there are no bids as of yet.

Stop the world, yo!  I think I wanna get off!      

Image Via www.ebay.com

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