Katy Perry's Parents Want her to Date Tim Tebow
Oooh! Katy Perry's 'rents are getting all UP in her kool-aid lately aren't they? First shooting off their opinions about her marriage/divorce to Aldous Snow in a sermon, then talking to media outlets about the split and now they are apparently all into yakking about how super-Christian-jock Tebow should be dating their little princess and her whipped cream tits.
Katy and Tebow sitting in a fucked up tree...K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!
Sidenote: But not B-A-N-G-I-N-G...oh heaven's no! I'm not sure why but God hates premarital banging!
Anyways, it's not too likely a match - Katy likes her men a little rough around the edges a la Russell.
Tebow's about as squeaky clean as they come. Dude looks like he's the only one on the planet whose shit literally doesn't stink.
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