Wife Swap - D-List Celebrity Version!

I love me some Wife Swap!  Once on an episode there was this fucking pirate family who made the chick dress in a pirate Halloween costume and kept saying things like "Pirattitude!" to her like it was an okay thing to say.  Shocked the hell out of the WASP!  But hey, I'm all for a little irreverence...because America truly IS a melting pot.

So just when I thought that the show couldn't be any more fucktacular, they go and throw a bunch of D-listers (and by D-listers I mean stars from the 80s and 90s) on the stupid thing!  Hazzah!

The celebutards that will be swappin' wifeys and/or who will be swapped are:

Tracey Gold and Carnie Wilson  - Tracey Gold played Carol Seaver on Growing Pains and got some notoriety a few years back for driving drunk with her kid in the car (not cool!) and Carnie Wilson was in the 90s supergroup Wilson Phillips (I used to listen to those hos and just WEEP!)

Flavor Flav (Flav's married?) and Dee Snider - FLAVA FLAAAAVVV!  Duh - if you don't know who this is you are an idiot.  Get thee a Public Enemy CD stat!  Dee Snider is the front man of heavy metal group Twisted Sister and sang the epic rebel tune, We're Not Gonna Take It to which I used to dance with my idiot brother wearing tinsel on our heads.   

Antonio Sabato Jr. and Mick Foley - ASJ played Jack Parezi on Melrose Place and probably did a bunch of other shit but who cares?!?!  MELROSE PLACE!  (Amanda Woodward's abusive mobster ex-husband no less!)  Shit was scandalous!  Upon a quick Google search Mick Foley appears to be a retired wrestler who looks a little like a young Jerry Garcia. 

Niecy Nash and Tina Yothers - Niecy Nash is the poor man's Sherri Shepherd in my opinion...she hosts some dumb chick-friendly show called, Clean House that I never want to see...Tina Yothers was the younger, less hot sister to Mallory on the show Family Ties back in the day.  Michael J Fox was on this epic TV show and his character was banging a pre-Friends Courtney Cox which is pretty cool in a before they were famous type of way.   

Gary Busey and Rev. Ted Haggard - Gary Busey!  What the hell can you say about Gary Busey???  He was the bad guy in Lethal Weapon, won an Oscar for playing Buddy Holly, got into a horrific motorbike accident where he suffered un-operable brain damage and then went on to argue with Meatloaf Bitchtits on Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice.  He's a little out there but who cares?  Life is crazy and Gary is just along for the ride!  Rev. Ted Haggard was the founder and former pastor of the New Life Church, a founder of the Association of Life-Giving Churches and was leader of the National Association of Evangelicals.  Amidst a scandal involving alleged paid homosexual sex and crystal meth he resigned from all posts.  He took one of those fake bullshit Quit Being a Homo-type courses run by the church and they announced in 2007 that he was fixed and was now 100% heterosexual.  Glory Be!  Pfft!

And then earlier this year, Haggard came out as Bisexual.  Good luck with that guy, Gary!  Sounds like a religious nut!

Anyways, this shit is going to be sooo goooood!   

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