Roofie Santa is On the Loose in Germany
Yes, I said "Roofie Santa." A Santa who gives people the date rape drug so...obviously not one of your higher quality Santas...
Now, the bad news is that homey is roofie-ing people left and right in bars or pubs or whatever they have over there (a lot of people) but the good news is - he's just drugging them. He doesn't actually do anything afterwards. Who does that shit, man?
Of course, that's still pretty damn dangerous as a Johnny Hornball may take advantage of the situation and go after the drugged-up victim.
And Gawker reports another less-Santa-y dude (an unidentified man in regular clothes) is allegedly doing the same thing! He hands out laced single-shot bottles of alcohol, asking people to join him in celebrating the birth of his child. Is it the same guy??? Who knows. The point is this, NEVER take a drink from someone you don't know and ALWAYS be suspicious of Santas in bars. Right?
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