Your mission is as follows, correctly ID all 8 of the celebrity kids below. That's it, that's all. Answers are at the bottom so don't go all scroll crazy if you want to guess. You don't win anything but feel free to go ahead and pat yourself on the back if you get 'em all right!
This kid's mom is a lip-syching guru who had her entire face changed with surgery (to look like her hotter sister no less) and his emo dad used to be a rock star in a band. Emo idiot.
This one has two of the most beautiful parents in the world and enjoys traveling, wearing ties and possibly holding impromptu UN-style conferences with her many brothers and sisters...If this kid grows up to look anything like her mommy, DAMN! Her fine ass daddy better get a gun.
This kid's parents have both played superheroes (though pretty shitty ones) and were both in the flick Pearl Harbour. Her dad almost married one of the biggest stars on the planet and won a debatable Oscar for writing when he was only 26.
This one's single mother is beloved as all hell and divorced one of the biggest douchebags in the history of douchbaggery just last year. She has moved on with her life and the kid and he moved on to cheating on the next idiot in another highly publicized break up a few months ago.
These two cool bros have musician parents (with one hell of a fashionable mother!) These are the dopest kids on the block, yo! And they know it! It is a little depressing these two are always dressed better than me and there is nothing I can do about it...but SO CUTE! Who cares!?! Puppies for everyone!!!
This kid's mother got famous because she is the sister of someone who got famous because she has a big ass and a porn tape...yes that's right. His dad is a damn funny tweeter of dick jokes and rocks a suit and a cane like it's no one's damn BIZNESS! Dude shuts it down! Every. Single. Time.
These two little ones look EXACTLY like their divorced mom and dad and should thank their lucky damn stars for that, because their parents are H-O-T! Their mother won an Oscar for her work in a biopic and their dad recently had another kid with a model he knocked up by accident.
This baby's mom's a rocker chick and her dad's a motocross legend. She has the same name as a tree and enjoys drooling, licking plastic toys and breastfeeding. Her dad was also on The Surreal Life with Janice Dickinson and Omarosa lol. Epic TV.
ANSWERS:
Bronx Wentz (Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz) Image Via www.fuckyeahbronxwentz.tumblr.com
Shiloh Jolie Pitt (Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt) Image Via www.people.com
Violet Affleck (Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck) Image Via www.affleckgirls.wordpress.com
Louis Bullock (Sandra Bullock) Image Via www.radaronline.com
Zuma and Kingston (Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale) Image Via www.x17.com
Mason Disick (Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick) Image Via www.x17.com
Ava and Deacon Phillippe (Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe) Image Via Fame
Willow Sage Hart (Pink and Carey Hart) Image Via www.socialitelife.com
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