11.11.2011

Worst Threesome Ever! Satanic Ritual Threesome Gets Out of Control!


This CRAZY SHIT happened about a week ago so let this be a lesson for any of you Good Time Charlies who troll the net looking for sexy times!  The internet is for watching crap like Two Girls One Cup, not for meeting crazies and having unsexy super stabby sex with them!

So here's the story.

Once upon a time there was this dude from Arizona who decided to take the bus one day to Milwaukee to meet a girl he had met on the internet.  Upon arrival he discovered that she and her possibly skanky roommate wanted to have a kinky and Satanic threesome.  So for a 19-year-old kid this prob seemed like he hit the fucking jackpot right?

Not so fast.

And then came the part where he was tied up for two days and stabbed and slashed 300 times.


The Smoking Gun put up the story of Rebecca Chandler (left) and Raven "Scarlett" Larrabee (right), the roommates who were arrested for taking what should have been a beautiful satanic threesome and turning it into a stab-happy mess.  In the girls defense though, according to Chandler "...the sex and stabbing were both consensual, but "got out of hand" (well, I would certainly say that the stabbing DEFINITELY got out of hand lol).

Cops talked to Chandler and she said that, Larrabee did "the majority of" the cutting, and that Larrabee was "involved in satanic or occult activities" in their apartment  Apparently, the cops found a bunch of books including The Necromantic Ritual Book and The Werewolf's Guide to Life

(Fucking Twilight *rolls eyes*)

Cops arrested "Scarlett" (Larrabee) and she is being held in lieu of $100,000 bond.  Chandler is also in custody where her bond was set at $150,000.  The women are being held for suspicion of reckless injury (a felony).  In a post on the 9th on his Facebook wall, the poor guy who they stabbed the shit out of offered a one-word update: "stitches."

LOL - WORD BRAH!  WORD!

Images Via www.thesmokinggun.com

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