And the asshole of the day is...
Spa suing personal injury attorney, Richard Katz!
With Wall Street being occupied, an upcoming presidential election and Justin Bieber possibly knocking up a stupid stunt queen liar, aren't there more important things to kvetch about???
Well, not in Katz's mind. He wants retribution, yo! He's been wronged dammit! And now he wants over half a mill from an exclusive downtown gym (The 40 Broad Street club in Manhattan) for failing to feed him a proper breakfast. Oh, a proper FREE breakfast...someone get Gloria Allred on the phone...
The sausage-loving loser says he was kicked out of the spa for complaining about the decline of the complimentary meal [the spa] brags about. Pfft! Two words ahole - Starving orphans.
"It was a full-blown hotel breakfast. I'd go to the gym in the morning, have a spa and a nice quiet breakfast and do some work — they mucked it all up." Katz had re-upped his membership after being told that problems with the meal were "only temporary" so when the totally fucking unimportant "problems" continued with the FREE breakfast he was even more pissed off.
"2010 was all downhill on the most-important-meal-of-the-day front," said Katz.
Granted, 2010 was a hard year for all of us, but NOT for any sort of bacon-related spa catastrophes...Check yourself, dude - and get your priorities fucking straightened out.
Did I mention he's suing over a FREE breakfast?
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