Wanna Gawk at Tori Spelling's New Kid?

Well, here you go you sick bastards.  The former TV star/current reality show failure pooped popped out another kid for her idiot cheating husband Dean to abandon.

It's another girl and her name is Hattie, because she apparently came out looking like an 89-year-old grammy, she joins son Liam, 4, and other daughter Stella, 3.  The article never mentions Jack, her stepson by the sucker whose hubby she stole but he's prob better off ignoring these two assholes. 

Tori claims Hattie was unplanned but let's not fuck around okay?  She is so damn terrified of losing his cheating ass she thinks that the more kids she pops out the less likely he'll be to do her dirty.  I seen the show!  And I'm a chick - I know what's up - no dumb broad wants to have 3 kids in 5 years.  Of the 60 months they've been married - she's been knocked up for almost 30!  So basically, their sex life must SUCK!  Tori told UsWeekly that, "The baby wasn't planned, but it obviously happened for a reason. Knowing we were bringing a third life into the world just enhanced our relationship. The moment I had her, I looked at Dean and fell in love with him all over again."

Yeah right!  And then Dean probably said, "Stop getting knocked up!  I want to have sex with somone who isn't fatter than fucking Precious in the next decade.  And this is off topic but we should really do something about your wonky tit job.  That shit is WHACK!"

I say "probably" because he never really said it...

But you just KNOW homeboy's thinkin' it!

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