Shia LeBeouf was Going to Pull a Knife After that Canuck Beat Him Up?

Whooooaaaaa!  Even Steven is angry!

Really though!  Shia LeDouche needs to chill the eff out with all this wannabe Charlie Sheen shit!  He's NOOO Charlie Sheen!

Here's the 411 -

Shia has been in Vancouver shooting his latest flick and generally just douching it up around town and the other night he got into some trouble when some dude's fist ran into his face a few times.

LaDouche got super hammered (again) and had been drunkenly swaying into several people (again) when finally one guy got sick of it and warned him to "watch out."  Shia then slurred (and possibly spit a little bit), "Oh yea? Or what? What are you going to do about it?"

That's when the two decided to take things outside and the guy beat the shit eating grin off of Shia's face.  If you've seen the video a bystander pulled Shia to the side, essentially stopping the fight.



So now good samaritan bystander is all calling up Harvey Levin to tell his story and grab some of that sweet tasting TMZ fame.  He told the gossip site that he "...tried to stop Shia from getting back inside, but LaBeouf got aggressive, spouting, 'Well what if I grabbed my knife on you?'

Knife!?!  What fucking knife, man???  You're a movie star, not a gangster!  And you're in Canada!!!  We don't play that in Canada!  We're more likely to throw a bowl of greasy poutine at ya if ya piss us off!  

The bystander went back inside the bar but said that a few moments later "Shia appeared outside a window and made a throat-slashing gesture at him before leaving for the night."

What...the fuck?

Don't get it twisted, I used to be a pretty big fan of LaDouche, even touting him as the next Tom Hanks, but dude is losing it!  Knives, banging Megan Fox behind David Silver's back, bar brawls, car accidents...

I just want him to take 'er easy.  Bro got handed the damn keys to the kingdom.  I would hate to see him just throw it all away.

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