What...an asshole.
Taking a page straight outta the Mad Mel book of treating women who won't suck your dick badly, Michael Lohan allegedly threatened that jerkoff Kate Major when she wouldn't, you know...
Pleasure him.
(Kill me now.)
Anyways the story goes that dumbass (Michael) shows up at other dumbass' (Kate) house because for some TOTALLY FUCKED UP reason these two can't stay away from each other and evidently started some serious shit because "she wouldn't give him a 'blow job'" according to the police report. Ha! As if that bitch put that into the police report!
Now this is a warning. This is about to get pretty damn yucky and ridic so if you don't want to know ANYTHING about Lindsay's daddy's peen OR sex life. Peace out now...
According to the police report Kate Major says Michael came over last night to yell at her about an upcoming domestic violence court hearing (they go to court a lot.) Major claims the argument got heated, and that Michael got violent pushing her "multiple times" and "[squeezing] her arms." Major says Michael also told her he would "slit both his wrist and her wrist." and that he also threatened to chuck her off the balcony. ACK! Paging Dr. Drew...
Of course, Lohan also spoke with police insisting last night's incident was triggered by a sexual encounter that had just happened.
TMZ reports, "'[Kate Major] did not want Michael to ejaculate inside her. Michael Lohan stated he did ejaculate in her and his girlfriend got very angry.' Michael told cops Kate told him she may have been pregnant from previous sexual encounters with him ... which caused an argument ... but Lohan insists he never laid a hand on Kate."
They're both a couple of yahoos so who the hell knows which one is telling the truth?
Lohan then pulled his infamous Ihavechestpains bit to the cops so he could go to the hospital pre-booking and get this - supposedly he tried to "escape" the hospital after his "injuries" were treated. LOL! This isn't The Fugitive, stupid! Yeesh!
Trying to outsmart the popo may not have been such a great idea though (duh - dude's like FULL of NOT good ideas.) He was nabbed in his gown and taken in on suspicion of domestic violence as is. Check out the footage of him getting booked in his hospital gown. Now that's show business!
Jazz hands!!!
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