Okay - I don't want to get sucked too much into this horseshit but alas, since these crazy shows of mine are all coming together into a shitstorm of real/reality synergy - I CAN'T help myself!!!
So it all started with a kiss, with Michael Lohan's lips meeting Kim Granatell's in a disgusting display of frenching - they swore up and down that it was true - others said it was for one of those reality shows Michael keeps "making" (you know, the ones that never actually go on the air??? Divorced Dads anyone???)
Then it found its skeezy way to YouTube where Kim G basically told that drunk jackass Kate Major to go screw herself because Michael was HERS! (Check out that vid - she's such an idiot!) She also tweeted a bunch of garbage about the supposed love affair with Lindsay's daddy, but then said she was hacked and that she wasn't with Lohan...ugh. I don't know how you hack someone's dumb ass into a crappy YouTube vid - Granatell can't think of a lie good enough to explain that one...yet...
Then it seemed to have made its ugly way to Celebrity Rehab - where Lohan's on again, off again, on again, off again trainwreck of a fiance, Kate Major, started some sort of shitshow on camera...seriously, it got ugly!
Amidst a phone call from hell between him and a fairly obviously inebriated Major, she broke down over the aforementioned pics of the kiss on TMZ. Stay with me now...
So, she got all gangsta on Lohan, he almost had a GD heart attack and she showed up at the rehab center. A screaming match ensued - he kept insisting the kiss was fake, she threw some jabs about no one liking him not even his family and he told her he was only with her because she let him put it "in every hole." GROSS! TMI mofo! TMI!!!
Kim G is now staying mum about the matter, Michael Lohan says they didn't show the whole story and Kate Major is drunk and possibly dying in an alley while clutching a picture of Michael while whispering sad shit like, I wish I was Lindsay...
Just kidding, Kate spewed some crap on twitter saying, "Ahh to clear up the fake editing on celeb rehab- that night I was getting my nails done and went to cvs when I got a disturbing text about a pic. I wasn't drinking and refused to go & was forced to. It's all lies all I would need rehab for is getting over the fake slander I faced on that show."
Whatever the hell that means...who forced her??? Dr. Drew???
In my estimation - these people are fucking CRAZY!!! They should all be in rehab dammit! And not Dr. Drew's Disneyland rehab - a real one - then maybe, just maybe, they can all get the help they need and fade away already...they're making my ass stupider just watching them.
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Wow, what a complete & total clusterfuck! Watching that whole scene go down was nauseating at best. Every single one of the people involved is in desperate need of help, maybe to the extent of a lobotomy! But that's what makes it so damn fun to watch!
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