10.25.2011

Kardashian Krap Will Be Available for Your Bathroom Soon...


Oh good!  More Kardashian krap!!!  I really feel like they don't get enough coverage...

Pfft!

Well, forget about the fact that they've taken over the airwaves with the help of that short little nubby bastard Ryan Seacrest, ignore that these bitches threw one of the biggest wedding circuses seen round the world and don't even bat a fake Kardashian eyelash at the klothes lines, perfumes, stores, endorsements, basketball marriages...

Because they're reaching further into your home than ever before and they want to take IT over now...starting with the shitter.

According to TMZ, "...the Kardashians plan to use the trademark [Kardashian Kollection Home] on everything from bath mats, to hand towels, pillow covers, sheets, golf towels, football towels, linens candlesticks and even beer mugs!!!  The K-squad also wants to use the name on flatware, kitchen knives, picture frames and window blinds too."

Ugh! 

Unless I can wipe my ass with TP featuring Kris Jenner's stupid plastic face, I'm not interested.

(And even then, I'm still less than enthused.)

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