Tsk, tsk, tsk...
Remember the other day? When Lindsay Lohan showed up in court wearing more bronzer than Snooki and a judge pretty much gave her the finger because she seems like a lazy bitch who can't complete the required number of hours she was given on probation? Well, Lilo is going to show THAT ho who the star is! Adamant to complete the hours given she is working in the morgue today to appease the judge and her bitchy, witchy ways.
So, off to the disgusting morgue she goes!
Eeeew...(And PS - This is the Cali morgue, yo! Superbad! That's not nice, clean hunting accidents shit - that's skid row whores with bloody assholes and needles sticking out of their arms shit!)
Linds was supposed to start yesterday but couldn't find the fucking front door or something for twenty minutes because she's a moron - so because she was late, they wouldn't allow her to start. But it's okay, Boo! Someone who works there showed her what a goddamn door looks like so she could start bright and early this morn...and she did.
Seriously, girlfriend must be shitting in her Chanel though because this time she even showed up early! For those of you who follow this dumb broad's every move like me, you know THAT never happens! This bitch'll be late to her own funeral!
Anyways she has to put in 16 hours at the Cali morgue before November 2 or that pissy judge will throw her bony ass back in jail for violating probation.
Just do it, Lindsay!!! Shit! At this point you have to look UP to see rock bottom, dude. Strap on those fucking Louboutins and get your shit together!
For realz!
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