Can I get a what what?
In Florida (go figure) a 69-year-old dude in a wheelchair was attacked by a crazy chick purporting to be a vampire (pictured above). Damn those Twilight movies!!!
Newswire reports say that the two "met on the street and went to the porch of a vacant restaurant (Editors Note: HOOTERS was the restaurant! SAY HOOTERS!!! It adds a little je ne sais quoi to the story) to get out of the rain. He said he fell asleep in his motorized wheelchair and woke up to find [her] on top of him."
The chick was yelling some fucked up shit like, "I'm a vampire. I am going to eat you!" and was biting the crap out of his neck, face and arms! Whoa!
The poor guy had to get stitches!
Police said they found her bloody and half-naked nearby...um, huh? Half nekkid? The fuck's that about? And that she said she had no memory of what happened and did not identify herself as a vampire.
Yeah right! No memory? No memory of biting the shit outta a poor guy in a wheelchair in front of Hooters while possibly thinking about marrying R Patz???
Fuck woman! Sell crazy somewhere else - we're all stocked up here!
Hope the dude's okay.
Image Via www.dreamindemon.com
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