You ever go to a comedy show and think to yourself, "Gee, it sure would be swell if the comedian on stage would come down here and rub his dick on my face?"
No? That's because it NEVER FUCKING HAPPENS! But apparently, Andy Dick was not aware of this and the dude who's face he rubbed his penis on is suing mad!
The comedian and sometimes actor is being sued for allegedly rubbing his peen against a customer's - some lucky comedy fan named Robert Tucker - face at a Dallas comedy club back in December. Gross man! PerezHilton reports that, "Andy walked into the crowd during his act, while dressed like a woman, and 'pulled down his costume skirt with his right hand, exposing the fact the he was not wearing underwear beneath the skirt.' He then 'forced his genitals against the left side of [Robert's] face.'"
Lawyer up buddy! I'm sure there were tons of witnesses. And hey, don't get me wrong, I'm all about dick and fart jokes but if there's one thing that blogging has taught me, it's that you gotta keep yo' dick in yo' pants!!!
Hear that Arnold????
Here's the video - the cheek full of aw hell no happens around the 3:20 mark.
Image Via www.thehollywoodgossip.com
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