9.14.2011

Mila Kunis and Scarlett Johansson Were Hacked UPDATED: ScarHo is Suing Mad!


Man, these hackers are relentless and cannot be stopped!  Yes, they will not stop until they make sure we see every stupid celebrity's self-shot nekkid pics!

Joining Vanessa Hudgens, Jessica Alba and Blake Lively - Mila Kunis and ScarHo are the two latest gals to misplace their phones be hacked.

Mila's cell phone seems to have mainly had some "seductive" pics of hottie Justin Timberlake (no nude ones dammit), one of her in a bathtub (again no nudity) and one of a random unknown guy who is nekkid.  Darn it!  I want to see Justin's peeeennnnn!!!

ScarHo's however ARE of her showing off her snatch and have apparently already made their way to the web.  Hers are self-shot cell phone photos and I don't really care what this ho looks like naked so I'm not into looking them up and seeing if she's a big, dumb pervert who takes gnarly self-portraits or what...

But, I gotta ask...what the eff is with these starlets taking nekkid pics of themselves and keeping them on their phones and laptops???  Do they look at them or print them out and make collages or maybe send them to George Clooney hoping to become Mrs. Clooney???  What is it?  I don't do this shit - do you guys do this shit???

Frankly, I think it's pretty damn weird.  Ladies, if you don't want nudie pics to surface of yourself online DON'T TAKE THEM!!!  You're welcome.

UPDATE 15/09/2011:  ScarHo is on the war path!!!  She has called the FBI and enlisted their help in finding the person who "stole" the pics and her lawyer is threatening any site that puts them up.  Can you do that shit?  Hello, officer?  Yeah I took some naked photos of myself and now other people are seeing them so I need your help ASAP!  Fuck Al Qaeda!  My ass is nekkid online!!!  Gimme a break!  I hope this type of shit isn't what you Americans spend your taxpayers money on!  Yeesh! 

Image Via www.bossip.com

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