Shut the front door! (I'm trying to swear less because my mom is Filipino and she says I shock the shit out of her when I write "...da blog por da pamous people and use da bad words.")
Actually sorry mom but fuck it, this story is cray cray with a capital holyshit! My ass needs to swear so I can just make sense of the whole situation!!!
Check this out, a 56-year-old Chinese man named Zhang Nan wanted to look younger than his days and upon hearing that sitting in a bathtub of eels (WTF?) would help him in his quest for youth he decided to get his eel bath on. He had heard from somebody
Eel penis says that, "I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis. I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and disappeared." Holy scar a dude for life much!!!
And yeah, they are pretty slippery motherfuckers! That's kind of why we, as a society, generally don't let them near any important orifices...
The doc that helped Eel Penis remove the unwanted pervert says that, "The diameter of the urethra in a man's genitals is just a little narrower [than the eel], but because eels are quite slippery, its body worked as a lubricant so it got into the penis smoothly." Sooo gross.
When they pulled it out it had died in Eel Penis' bladder. Awwww!
RIP little eel!
Image Via www.news.ninemsn.com.au
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