I'll admit, though I'm a HUGE fan of Charlie Sheen, I was one of the peeps shooting off my yap about how he is sooo fucked and how he'll never be able to come back from the public shit he pooped out earlier this year but I'll be damned if the legendary sex machine didn't turn my opinion around about an hour ago on Leno! The Sausage King of Chicago is back! And it looks like he has all his teeth again...so that's also good!
Entering the stage to a half ass standing ovation, Charlie sat down with Leno for his first real interview back since his meltdown and here's what the hooker-lovin' star had to say...(Keep in mind it was hard for me to transcribe the interview because Charlie's been on coke for about 30 years and speaks pretty quickly - I managed to scribble down the "important" shit though.)
His POV about the whole breakdown:
"Wow. It was like I was on a runaway train I was the reluctant conductor of...I said some things that were a little out there. These were just metaphors."
On if he was out of control:
"Absolutely."
On when he decided to snap out of his gnarly fuckery:
"When I got fired and I realized I was pretty much LOSING! I thought I could come back, kind of like you did." (Hahaha! That was a good one! Zing Leno!)
On if he's pissed at CBS and the fact that he got fired:
"I'd have fired my ass too...I own my part in that and I just want to make everything right."
On dating and any possible new goddesses:
"I don't think you could call what I do dating. I'm single. I'm in work mode."
On the upcoming, much-anticipated Comedy Central roast:
"My career AND life is very roastable."
On if another epic meltdown could and/or would ever happen again:
"I'm all out of slogans." (Word! That quote is EPIC!)
The interview was really effin' funny and I dare say this bitch is back! Good for him - if anyone needs me, I'll be watching Ferris Bueller, eating my words...
Image Via www.guardian.co.uk
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