5.26.2011

Charlie Sheen's House is For Sale


Okay I think it's pretty safe to say this dude is officially losing! 

After losing his show, a goddess, a dog and his mind all in the span on a few months, the Vatican Warlock Assassin has decided to sell his Bev Hills home aka Sober Valley Ranch.  The 7,924 square foot estate is being sold for a cool $7.2 million as a "Celebrity Home" and has 5 bedrooms and 7 bathrooms.

The house includes many amenities for the current home buyer...

There is the room where he didn't feed his malnourished dog, the Goddess area - where you can keep your porn stars, the office where he famously broke down on UStream and lost his shit live, and the kitchen where he was delivered his infamous briefcase full of coke!

If you do buy the house may I suggest a deep clean because who the fuck knows what the Hell was going on in that crib!  Just don't use Arnold's horny maid (*whispering* I think she may be a little off.) 

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