While taking a break from snorting some coke and vacaying with a few porn stars, Charlie found some free time to call into another radio show. Geez, screw the drugs! Take this dude's phone away...it seems to be his big mouth that's the main source of all his damn problems!
This time Chuckie Boy called in to Pat O'Brien's radio show (Lol - who knew the POB had his own radio show but okay...whatevs) to spew some more haterade towards the show he helped bring down and brilliant writer, Chuck Lorre.
You can listen to the audio at TMZ.com or RadarOnline but I'll give you the best shit here so you don't have to waste any time listening to some drugged up fool with too much free time on his hands right now.
Here's how DListed.com breaks it down...
Charlie on being clean and sober: “I'd 100% line up for a test, in front of anyone, only entrance fee is water. You can’t make a claim like that unless you are sitting on absolute gold.”
Charlie on not getting a paycheck from the producers: “Defeat is not an option. They know what they did was wrong they are in absolute breach [of contract] I did nothing wrong. They have picked a fight with the wrong guy. Defeat is not an option. I expressed an opinion, I have the first amendment to support me and I have an army marching behind me, to quote Eminem.”
Charlie on how the producers should take two pieces of Wonder Bread and rub his soft dick with them: “I put a billion dollars in the studio’s pockets and I put half a billion dollars in Chuck’s pocket. I should of been walking in to sandwiches, massages and hand jobs. Yeah, I said it!”
Charlie on how the producers told him to get his shit together: “Look, they said ‘change your life’ and I did, in like an hour. They might just be missing the old guy that was turning up every day and hitting gold.”
Charlie on Chuck Lorre and the show's other creator: “These guys are a couple of AA Nazis and just blatant hypocrites."
Charlie on if he would ever go back to the show: "Can you imagine going back into the sludge pit with those knuckleheads at this point? Can you imagine? It would go bad quickly."
Charlie on how we haven't seen the last of him yet: “Find the most comfortable seat in the house, lean back and watch – it’s about to get really gnarly.”
Ha! Gnarly! He said gnarly! PS I actually say that word a lot but I'm also a 30-year-old chick who spends her time watching too many Laguna Beach reruns. Props for the Eminem quote though...
But hey, don't get me wrong peeps. I love me some Charlie Sheen and I have zero problem that he likes to get his party on like it's 19 fucking 99, but I am a little worried he's going to end up in the discount bin alongside Lindsay Lohan and/or dead. And keep in mind this is a guy with 4 kids who are going to grow up and - though Charlie may only use it for porn - use the internet to Google dear old dad and they're going to see some pretty "gnarly" shit.
UPDATE: The crazy bastard just passed a drug test administered by Radar Online. Though that's obvi a good thing - that means he's been doing all this crazy stuff while sober. I'm not sure if that's better or worse.
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