9.16.2011

Brad Pitt Verbally Poops Out Some Insensitive Shit About Jennifer Aniston


Brad Pitt has decided to sound off on how much his life sucked in the 90s - including how uninteresting his marriage was with JenAn.  Well, that's not very nice!

The aging A-lister told Parade, "I spent the '90s trying to hide out, trying to duck the full celebrity cacophony...I started to get sick of myself sitting on a couch, holding a joint, hiding out. It started feeling pathetic...It became very clear to me that I was intent on trying to find a movie about an interesting life, but I wasn't living an interesting life myself."

Bitch please!  Some of us LIVE on our couches typing snark stories about non celebs and we deal with it just fine - you're complaining about being a superstar actor (who gets the juiciest roles this side of Tom Hanks) who was married to an intelligent, architecturally-savvy hottie?  Yeah, sooo uninteresting...I feel really bad for you - ass.

He went on to insensitively say, "I think that my marriage [to actress Jennifer Aniston] had something to do with it. Trying to pretend the marriage was something that it wasn't."  Oh?  What's that, monogamous?

"I'm satisfied with making true choices and finding the woman I love, Angie, and building a family that I love so much. A family is a risky venture, because the greater the love, the greater the loss…That's the trade-off.  But I'll take it all.  One of the greatest, smartest things I ever did was give my kids Angie as their mom...She is such a great mom.  Oh, man, I'm so happy to have her...We'll get married when everyone can. We're not splitting up. And we don't have a seventh child yet." 

Why you gotta do her dirty dude!?!  Especially right now when her mom is dying in a hospital, you selfish prick!  Uncool!  Obvi, I don't have a prob with him talking about his undying love for Ang because he's with her now but keep Aniston's name out yo' mouth bitch!  Just leave it alone!

NOTE:  Brad released this statement in regards to the article (something he NEVER does FYI):  "It grieves me that this was interpreted this way.  Jen is an incredibly giving, loving, and hilarious woman who remains my friend.  It is an important relationship I value greatly. The point I was trying to make is not that Jen was dull, but that I was becoming dull to myself -- and that, I am responsible for."  Whatever man, you speak english AND you're a pretty sharp guy, whether it was you that you meant sucked or her - it's still a fucked up thing to say. 

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