Kim G Says Michael Lohan is ALL MINE! - VIDEO

Ugh - then take him already, bitch!  

My boyfriend asked me once, when he accidentally pulled some side-eye on an ep of  Real Housewives of New Jersey, "Who the fuck is Kim G?"

It was harder to answer than I thought it would be - Generally speaking though, Kim G is a shit starter, the mother of Chris Manzo's BFF, the one who yelled at prostitution whore in public that she had "fake, square tittays" and Michael Lohan's supposed piece of ass at the moment (sorry Lindsay).  Phew - didja get all that?

Well, after her recent (and quite unceremonious) ejection from The Real Housewives of New Jersey on their Christmas ep, Kim G has to look elsewhere for fame, yo!  So, why not pull a Jon Gosselin (remember him?) and join forces with other fame-seeking-super-ho Michael Lohan? 

Kim Granatell made a video that no one asked for for her buddy Tom Murro over at Celebrity Magnet explaining how that fake kiss wasn't fake and how Kate Major can go screw herself because Michael is with her!  It appears to be in response to that last installment of Celebrity Rehab where Kate Major was going all psycho-stalker on Mikey.

Michael is apparently amused by the whole stupid love triangle saying, "I'm laughing my ass off.  Kim sure is good at stirring up drama."  True dat, Michael...true DAT!



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