Michael Lohan is Dating Kim G - And Has Yet Another Incident at Celeb Rehab

In the latest WTF celeb news, that idiot Michael Lohan is dating that other idiot Kim Granatell (more famously known as Kim G) from the Real Housewives of New Jersey.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Mourning another death of his daddy/daughter bond with original gangsta Lindsay Lohan, MiLo has found solace and a new short lived faux fame in the arms of the shit-starting Kim G.  Astrochicks reports that he's been texting her some lovey dovey crap like "You are beautiful inside and out" and "I need a fire, a fur rug a snowy night and you."  Ugh - I'd like to light 'em both on fire.

Apparently Kim is just as in love telling Astrochicks that Michael "...doesn't have a saggy ass and...is a good kisser."

Classy as always bitch.  Wonder what her kids think of this...So dumb.

Oh yeah - in more interesting minor celeb news - Michael's crazy ex-fiance Kate Major (that dumbass who quit her job at Star Mag because she thought Jon Gosselin was in love with her lol) is claiming he whacked one of her friends in the face.  It all went down at Dr. Drew's fake rehab and apparently had something to do with her showing up for a photo op therapy session and her finding out MiLo was a lying prick.  Duh!  What's wrong with this chick it's like she has the words "gullible asshole magnet" tattooed on her forehead!

She left - he followed her - the cameras followed them - and then she says he ripped off her bracelet and punched her buddy or something.  Major says it's all on camera.

Christ, Hollywood is getting so white trash.

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