In today's WTF news we have a doozy! Check out this guy!
Here's the deal -
A (probably crazy) dude from Nebraska named Michael Woolman has filed a malpractice suit against Baylor Medical Center for having a human tracking device unknowingly sewn into his armpit when he was in for sinus and tonsil surgery! Can I get a what what?
Write that shit down if you live in the area - BAYLOR MEDICAL CENTER. I'm 99% sure this is complete bullshiz because the guy wrote out his complaint in some sort of lyrical poetry style and made his own legal docs (LOL) but I'd still stay away from ALL that! You never know!
Woolman filed the civil complaint after he allegedly saw that his stinkpit was bleeding and then came to the conclusion (god knows how - it doesn't say anywhere in the crazyass "court papers" or any of the articles I read in conjunction how he concluded this) that he must've been implanted with a GPS tracking device! Yeesh! Paranoia much?
The full suit is below - read it if you can - shit's like a poetic labyrinth of fuckery and psychosis. Here's hoping that they don't spend a GODDAMN DIME of taxpayer money on this! At least until he can provide a single solitary nugget of evidence OR until we see him yank a GPS device out of his bloody armpit. Personally, I'll take either or.
Baylor GPS Lawsuit
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