Ugh - women are so freakin' disgusting sometimes!
Some peach named Stephanie Robinette was locked in her car when cops came to her Ohio home to check out a domestic disturbance call wherein she supposedly got hammered and attacked her idiot husband.
When the cops went to the car to question her, she oddly thought it best to whip out her right tittay and spray them with breast milk to get them to leave her alone! Breast milk!!! Must've been hard for them not to shoot the bitch!
Sheriff Walter L. Davis III (who has the most dignified name of any man ever to get a face full of baby juice) said, "This is a prime example of how alcohol can make individuals do things they would not normally do." Lol - duh! I highly doubt she would've done it if she wasn't drunker than Andy Dick at a high school kegger.
Anywho, the moral seems to be that boobs are weapons now and drunk bitches in cars can't be trusted. She, and both her boobies, now face charges of disorderly conduct.
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LOL SICK
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