That's right folks! The porn tape star and head asshole over at Kardashian Inc. is engaged!
Kris Humphries popped the question by surprising her on May 18 with some cliche bullshit - he spread rose petals around her room arranged to read, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" and then he gave her a 20 and 1/2 carat engagement ring - the rest is reality TV history.
Kind of weird the story didn't break sooner though...this broad looooves press! Mama Kris must be setting up some mayja deal where she will sell the wedding and/or marriage to the highest bidder or something.
I can already hear Seacrest drooling and making cha-ching noises from here.
Good luck peeps! Only time will tell if this second marriage will bode better than her first.
In other Kim K news - two dumbass music producers used a pic of her boobies without her permission and she is pissed! Apparently it is a close up of her tittays from the W Magazine shoot she did a while back. Her lawyers shot off a C and D letter faster than you can say "the E Channel sucks" and the pic was swapped out for some other chick's boobs. The music guys say that they didn't know they were Kim's tatas though telling TMZ, "We didnt even know they were her boobies because obviously I don't recognize her by her nipples." Lol. Nice!
Image Via www.aroyo-tattoocollection.blogspot.com
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