Jenelle Evans to Fight Danielle Staub???

Ding, ding, ding!  Let's get ready to RUMBLE!

The dumbest, most arrest prone Teen Mom since manhater Amber Portwood and infamous prostitution whore Danielle Staub have been made an interesting offer...to beat the shit out of each other for money!   

Here's the deal...

Celebrity Boxing founder Damon Feldman is allegedly trying to get that chick that Jenelle threw down with (Brittany Truett) to drop charges against Jenelle in regards to that stupid fight they had over that lazy bumhole Kieffer Delp or whatever.  He says he'll give her $5 grand to drop the charges...that'll buy a lot of HoHos, yo!

In return for helping Jenelle with her legal woes all Damon wants is her soul mwahaha for Jenelle to fight former Real Housewives of New Jersey star Danielle Staub in the boxing ring...is it just me or is this fucked up?  This is the same guy tried to negotiate a fight between Michael Lohan and Screech (remember Screech???) last year but Lindsay's daddy had a heart attack.  Starcasm.net didn't mention if Danielle was approached or just Jenelle thus far, but with Danielle's stripper career at a precarious standstill, she may just take this offer...

I gotta say, points for creativity!

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