Ever since Brit Brit broke down like a busted up crackhead she has been living under a Helluva lot of rules - no shock there - you gots to protect the pot o gold, but the weird thing is that the people on her tour are bound by the same rules.
The crew and dancers are banned from pretty much everything she is and that's quite a bit.
The Sun is reporting that on the tour, "The singer has given caterers strict instructions not to make any junk food because she’s not allowed it. Hot dogs, pizza and cookie dough ice cream have all been blacklisted. Staff can’t even look forward to having the odd beer to unwind after shows either as Brit has banned alcohol too. If that’s not gutting enough, they are going to have to listen to MICHAEL JACKSON songs constantly. Britney has requested that Jacko’s albums be played on repeat in her dressing rooms. She has stockpiled his tour DVDs and enlisted the help of his dance team to recreate his routines."
Shit, screw the cookie dough ice cream and hot dogs - those I can live without - but constant Michael Jackson music!?! I heard somewhere that they used to play constant MJ to criminals at Gitmo back in the day to break them! Actually, I'm just making that up - but whatevs it prob would've worked! Torture. Sheer torture.
Enjoy the tour suckas! I'm going to go eat a bunch of hotdogs and get drunk now with my idiot friend and bad mouth Michael Jackson - just because I can.
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